Top 10 reasons to break up with your grill brick.

January 31, 2022

3M Canada

grill brick and dirty hands

Dear Grill Brick,

We’ve been together for years. You’re all I ever knew, and I thought you’d be the best I’d ever get, but now I know there are other options. I’ve tried to make it work, but realized nothing you can do can make things right:

You’ve burned me once too many times.

1. You’ve burned me once too many times.

I’m tired of putting in all the work.

2. I’m tired of putting in all the work.

You make this relationship too difficult.

3. You make this relationship too difficult.

I feel like I’m constantly cleaning up after you.

4. I feel like I’m constantly cleaning up after you.

There’s an undeniable odour when you’re around.

5. There’s an undeniable odour when you’re around.

Whenever I touch you, my hands get dirty.

6. Whenever I touch you, my hands get dirty.

You’re so cheap! I guess it’s true when they say you get what you pay for.

7. You’re so cheap! I guess it’s true when they say you get what you pay for.

I’m embarrassed to show you to my friends.

8. I’m embarrassed to show you to my friends.

You’re so cheap! I guess it’s true when they say you get what you pay for.

9. I put in so much time, but get nothing in return.

You don’t understand what I need.

10. You don’t understand what I need.

It’s over. I’ve found a better match for me, so I’m moving on to something better: the Scotch-Brite™ Quick Clean Griddle Cleaning System.